Archive for the ‘I’m NOT OK! I Can’t!!!!!’ Category

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EXECUTIVE (insert word) DATING SCANDAL!!!!!!

Ladies and Gentleman, please meet BARRIE TURNER, who I  like to call “THE BERNIE MADOFF of the Internet Dating World!!!!!” So, this all started in December of 2008. I had been single for over a year and was finally ready to hit the dating world. I decided instead of relying on my looks and charm [...]

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Auntie Paula gives us her take on DENTISTS!!!!!!

“Who Gives a Shit, I’m going to be Dead Soon Anyway!” with Aunt Paula on BLAIRLATE.COM discusses her crazy encounter with the DENTIST!!!!!!

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Over the “HILLS”, and thank the lord~!

The Hills will kick off it’s last and FINAL season this FALL!!! AFter 7 seasons of convoluted stories, lies, and all around BullS%^&T, the show will gladly be coming to an end!!!! Apparently the show was down almost 1 million viewers after LC left to try to become the next Jacqueline Sussann ( Valley of [...]

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Sandy OH Sandy!!!!!!

So here’s the deal, I am absolutely HEARTBROKEN for America’s sweetheart, SANDRA BULLOCK. It’s just ALL wrong on SOOOOOOO many levels what Jesse did to her……BUT my sources tell me that she is going to get over this by doing a new project……STARRING IN A MOVIE WITH MERYL STREEP!!!!!!!!! They do share and agent, so [...]

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BARBARA WALTER’S, SHREK and MODERN FAMILY BEAT GLEE…..EASILY!!!!!

Now before I PISS OFF any of you GLEE fans let me tell you, I THINK THE SHOW IS GREAT, VERY ENTERTAINING, AND VERY CUTE….BUT JUAN RAMADA (perez hilton) keeps acting like the show is the BIGGEST HIT if the season, and the fact is, IT IS NOT and my job is to DECIPHER THE [...]

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JUAN RAMADA (perez hilton) GETS AN AWARD~!

As I said before, this year is clearly the year of BLACK, and I am very happy about THAT! What I don’t understand is why the Hispanics have made a very careless and reckless decision and given JUAN RAMADA the title of HISPANIC OF THE YEAR, instead of the MORE DESERVING JUDGE SOTOMAYOR! Until the [...]

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NOTE TO SELF, SNOOKI HAS A NEW CHANNEL~!

CAUTION, YELLO TAPE, I CAN’T, SNOOKI from the best show since HOARDERS on A&E, “JERSEY SHORE” on MYV is such a MESSSSSSS I cannot deal with her……she is a train wreck you wanna watch and has given me more joy then SARAH PALIN on OPRAH! BUT NEWS, she has changed her YOUTUBE CHANNEL and wants [...]

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Uhhh…….WHAT????

The MOST RANDOM COUPLE of the YEAR ALERT!!!!! JEssica Simpson and Billy Corgan from the Smashing Pumpkins……..I mean where are we going with this????? I bet Big Daddy Joe Simpson is freaking out!!!!!????!!!!!!! Her reps have made NO COMMENT but according to BILLY they are officially DATING! A guess only time will tell if this [...]